What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?